“AYATOLLAH”

“AYATOLLAH”
(music by The Kinks)

INTRO GUITAR 🙂 ….

(BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA):
I met him & bowed down, no more a foe..
See our ‘nuke campaign’, right on pace, I like – the Ayatollah….
A-Y-A-T.. ollah!…..

He talked to Kerry, and didn’t ‘ask’ for this chance..
Kerry looked really lame, & in a meek cracking voice, said “OK Ayatollah”….
A-Y-A-T.. ollah….
Ay, Ay, Ay, a.. tollah!…..

Well, I’m not the world’s most pro-Israel guy..
‘Cause when Bibi squeezed me tight,
He said, “I always knew you had no spine” 😦
Wait ’til I tell the Ayatollah….
Ay, Ay, Ay, a.. tollah!…..

Well, Republicans are dumb, & they can’t understand..
Why I throw like a woman, & cave to a strong man….
To my Ayatollah….
Ay, Ay, Ay, a.. tollah!..
Ay, Ay, Ay, a.. tollah!…..

Well, I almost sank his campaign, trashed Bibi with slights..
My ‘election team ops’ worked Tel Aviv polls all night..
Almost caught up, ’til he cited security.. 😦
& said, “No ‘2 State solution’ if vote for me!…..

Well, I’m not the world’s most pro-Israel guy..
So when I looked in his eyes..
Said nukes, what the hell.. for the Ayatollah….
Ay, Ay, Ay, a.. tollah!….
Ay, Ay, Ay, a.. tollah!….

AYATOLLOH! 🙂 ….

AY, AY, AY, A.. TOLLAH…. 🙂

AY, AY, AY, A.. TOLLAH…. 🙂

I PUSHED THE DISSIDENTS AWAY!…
I SHOWED BIBI TO THE DOOR!…
I RAN TO THE UN FLOOR!…
I GOT DOWN ON MY KNEES!… (of course)
I LOOKED TO THE SECURITY COUNCIL.. & THEY AGREED! 🙂

Well, that’s the way I want my legacy portrayed..
And I always gotta get my way, for my Ayatollah….
Ay, Ay, Ay, a.. tollah!….

ISIL is not Islam, and Islam is not ISIL..
It’s a mixed up, muddled up, Mid-East world..
Except for the Ayatollah….
Ay, Ay, Ay, a.. tollah!…..

Well, bombs hit Israel homes just a week before..
But I’ve never ever kissed so much ass before..
Ayatollah smiled & took my outstretched limp hand..
And said, “little boy, I sure like your plan!” 🙂

Well, I’m not the world’s most pro-Israel man!..

But by now only CNN & Thomas Friedman don’t know who I am..
I’m pro Ayatollah 🙂 ….
Ay, Ay, Ay, a.. tollah!…
Ay, Ay, Ay, a.. tollah!…

AYATOLLAH! 🙂

Ay, Ay, Ay, a.. tollah!…

AYATOLLAH! 🙂

Ay, Ay, Ay, a.. tollah!………

(Repeat until Enrichment)