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“The JOKER”

by on December 16, 2014
“The JOKER”
(music by the Steve Miller Band)Barock ‘jokes’ to Military about their service:
“It’s like ‘Santa in fatigues’………..S…I…L…E…N…C…E……………… although I’ll bet one of those C-130’s is a little more efficient than Santa’s sleigh.” (too bad I’ve cut your budget) 😦

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Some Liberals call me their ‘Space Homeboy’… yeah
Some call me the ‘Gangster of Gov’… πŸ™‚
Some sheeple call me, Barryice…
‘Cause I speak, as a pompous ass, who’s a cut above…

Neocons talk about me, baby…
Say I’m doin’ you all wrong, doin’ the country wrong…
But don’t you worry if you’re unemployed, don’t worry…
Cause’ I’m gonna keep you right there at home….. πŸ™‚

(CHORUS):
Cause’ I don’t dicker,
When I pick winners..
I’m a liar, and I’m a spinner..
Playin’ my golf in the sun…… πŸ™‚
I’m a hoper,
Still a smoker..
I’m a class-envy stoker… πŸ™‚
I get media lovin’ during my campaign run…..
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

You’re the neediest thing that I ever did see…
I really love your leechin’, wanna make everything free…
Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey at election time…
Ooh wee baby, I’ll sure set you up fine…… πŸ™‚

(CHORUS):
Cause’ I don’t dicker,
When I pick winners..
I’m a liar, and I’m a spinner…
Playin’ my golfin’ the sun…… πŸ™‚
I’m a hoper,
Still a smoker.. πŸ™‚
I’m a class-envy stoker…
I sure don’t want to unite no one……

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

GOP keep talkin’ about me baby…

Say I’m doin’ you all wrong, doin’ you’s wrong…

Well don’t you worry, don’t worry, no don’t worry welfare mama…

Cause’ I’ll keep you dependent right there at home….. πŸ™‚

You’re the naivest thing that I ever did see…

Really love to reach you, wanna shape your dreams…

Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey around election time… πŸ™‚

Come on baby now, I’ll show you an occupyin’ good time!……

REPEAT CHORUS THRU 2016 😦 ……

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‘EMPTY SUIT’…..

‘EMPTY CHAIR’…..
‘EMPTY HAT’ πŸ™‚

(maybe he’ll take over for Letterman in 2017) 😦

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