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“HOPEY-CHANGE” Medley” – A Resume of ‘Unique’ Accomplishment

by on April 25, 2014

“HOPEY-CHANGE” Medley” – A Resume of ‘Unique’ Accomplishment
(music by various artists)

“JAILHOUSE BAROCK”
(music by ELVIS)

Intro GUITAR πŸ™‚ .. .. .. .. .. ..

Barry threw a pardon in the country’s jails..

This prison thing ain’t workin’, gonna give ’em bail..

The Left was jumpin’ & drug dealers did their thing..

You shoulda’ heard them strung-out jailbirds sing….

Let’s Barock!….
For ev’rybody, what a crock!….
Everybody turned loose in the whole ‘nonviolent’ cell block…
Was dealin’ thanks to ‘the Jailhouse Barock’ 😦

“GIMME FREE STUFF”
(music by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

GUITAR RIFF πŸ™‚ …

(Obama-Zombie):
I was a freeloadin’ slug,
Hooked on some subsidized drugs.. πŸ™‚
& lots of ‘stamps’ for gourmet food πŸ™‚ …
Then in walked a man,
with more gov in his hand..
& he was lookin’ for a votin’ block of fools….
He said, “hey there fellow with the ‘choom’, gettin’ mellow..
I know all ’bout that groove… πŸ™‚
‘Cause ‘Dependence’ is here,
& I’m a conman who cares..
& I just might have lots more for you!”…. (for sure)

I wasn’t scared, had no fear,
Knew he’d manage my life..
I had a golden safety net under me…
‘Cause he was lean & schemed &..
Talked Big & Rad.. lord
Pointin’ a gun at the GOP…
I said, “you’re welcomed here mister,
can I get an autograph for my sister?”..
O..BA..MA.. We Love You! πŸ™‚
and I know this country owes me,
so if I vote ‘class envy’..
I’ll get special favor from you…. πŸ™‚

Won’t you Gimme Free Stuff!..
Gimme Free Stuff mister..
Gimme free stuff, goodies galore! πŸ™‚
Gimme Free Stuff!..
Gimme Free Stuff mister..
& you know I’ll always want more…. (for sure) πŸ™‚

“MICHELLE’S FINALLY PROUD”
(music by The Rolling Stones)

She dines in ‘1st-Class’ compartments,
Then hits the dance floor with ‘her flock’…
She won’t sit at home lookin’ out the window 😦
All the gardening has stopped….
Then in flies her guy,
Who been abroad, stabbin’ our Union in the back πŸ™‚
She says, “I forbid extra pounds,
I banned all the school kid’s sugary snacks!”

we say,
Hey! hey!.. You! you!..
Michelle’s Finally Proud!…
Big! big!.. News! news!..
Michelle’s finally Proud! πŸ™‚
Hey! hey!.. Choice is through!..
Michelle’s finally proud…..
TAKES 2 SEPARATE PLANES…’CAUSE 2’s A CROWD…..
(she so proud of Barry)

The ‘3AM’ telephone is ringin’,
BO says, “Hi..is this the Ambassador on the line?”…
A voice says, “Where the hell are you!”
Well NO BENGHAZI AIN’T DOIN’ FINE!!! 😦
It’s 3A.M. there’s not enough noise,
Whitehouse people partyin’ πŸ™‚ never wanna go to bed πŸ™‚ …
& she feels so good,
Gonna let Barock fly out to Vegas ahead….

sayin’,
Hey! hey!.. You! you!..
Michelle’s Finally Proud!…
Big! big!.. News! news!..
Michelle’s finally PROUD! πŸ™‚
Hey! hey!.. Choice is through 😦
Michelle’s finally proud……
SHE DON’T HANG AROUND…POST PHOTO-OP WITH THAT ‘TARGET’ CROWD 😦
(no way baby)

“MR. ROBOTO” (meets ‘Mister Teleprompto’)
(music by Styx)

Tribute to Barock bowing (once again), in Japan to his new friend ‘ASIMO’…

(Barock):

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto..
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!…
Mata ahoo Hima de!…
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!..
Himitsu wo Shiri tai!……..
You’re wondering who I am…
(secret, secret, I’ve got ‘secret service’!!)
Teleprompter machine, I’m just the mannequin…
(secret..secret..I’ve got ‘secret service’!!)
With ev’rything fallin’ apart I visit Japan..
(secret..secret..I’ve got ‘secret service!!)
I am a ‘global man’ πŸ™‚
It’s not a secret.. Rush Limbaugh.. gets under my skin! 😦
My heart’s with Alinsky..
In my blood, ‘agitating’..
On my brain ‘Transformin’…. πŸ™‚
So if you see me..
Bowing profusely..
Don’t be surprised…
I’m just a man who, pretends he’s someone..
Draws ‘red-lines’, then hides…
To keep weakness alive πŸ™‚ …..
To let decay thrive πŸ™‚ …
On the golf-course I hide πŸ™‚ …..
There, I feel so alive!…
I’m like a robot.. without emotions..
I’m not what ‘Low-Info’s see…
I’ve come to ‘program’ you..
No more malfunctions..
‘Remote Control’ can set you free! πŸ™‚
I’m a hero.. I’m a savior..
Forget FOX news shows…
I’m just a man whose, policies..
Are getting out of control!..
‘Red-Lines’ beyond my control….
But that’s how I roooll!……
Pretend I’m in control….
but with Obamacare & Executive Order I’ll control πŸ™‚ …..

(ASIMO):
I AM THE MODERN MAN….
(secret..secret..I’ve got a secret)
I CAN JUMP & RUN FAST….
(secret..secret..I’ve got a secret)
I CAN KICK THE BALL.. SEE!..
(secret..secret..I’ve got a secret)
SO SCREW YOU!.. SOMEDAY I’LL BE FREE!!!

(Barock):

Domo Arigoto.. Mr. Roboto…
Domo domo.. Domo domo..
Domo Arigoto.. Mr. Roboto…
Domo.. domo.. Domo.. domo..
Domo Arigoto.. Mr. Roboto..
Domo Arigoto.. Mr. Roboto..
Domo Arigoto.. Mr. Roboto..
Domo Arigoto.. Mr. Roboto..
(thank you very much.. mister teleprompto)
Domo Arigoto.. Mr. Roboto..
(thank you very much.. mister teleprompto)
Domo Arigoto.. Mr. Roboto..

NO THANK YOU VERY MUCH MISTER TELEPROMPTO…

NO DOMO! 😦

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