“CHOOM-STONED COWBOY”
“CHOOM-STONED COWBOY”
(music by Glen Campbell)
Intro PIANO & ACOUSTIC GUITAR 🙂 …
I been tryin’ to be discreet so long…
But drinkin’s the same as my old bong…
I know ev’ry technique ’cause I ‘walked the walk’ back in my choom-gang days…..
We hustled & played drinkin’ games…
With my guys got stoned all day, did some blow & pure grain 🙂 …..
There’s never been no compromisin’…
On the road, to ‘total absorption’ maximizin’…
& I wanna be where the weed.. is smoked excessively!…….
(CHORUS)
just a,
Choom-Stoned Cowboy!…
Riding on the golf course, with a doobie & a Michelob! 🙂 ….
still a,
Choom-Stoned Cowboy!…
Getting cards & letters, from stoners I don’t even know….
Sayin’ legalize, 🙂 but don’t tax it bro 😦 …….
Well I really don’t think pot is to blame…
And booze has caused so much more pain…
So don’t put it down ’cause that would be blame, & potheads might take it the wrong way 😦
And I dream of what legalizin’ it will do…
Openly tokin’ & grabbin’ tax dollars, just like with booze 🙂 …..
There’s never been no compromisin’…
On the road, to ‘total absorption’ maximizin’…
& I wanna be where the reefer.. is smoked enthusiastically!!! 🙂
(CHORUS)
I’m the,
Choom-Stoned Cowboy!…
Riding on the golf course, with a big fat doob & Michelob! 🙂 ….
still a,
Choom-Stoned Cowboy!…
Getting cards & letters, from burn-outs I don’t even know….
Sayin’ legalize, 🙂 but don’t tax us bro 😦 ………
(repeat Chorus ‘EXCESSIVELY & ENTHUSIASTICALLY’) 🙂
Publius Prime 