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“CANDY MAN”

by on November 23, 2013

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“CANDY MAN”
(‘music-mix’ by Sammy Davis Jr. & HEART)

The Candy Man!…..
Hey! CANDY ‘O’ MAN! πŸ™‚ ……

Alright everybody, gather around….

The Candy Man is here! πŸ™‚

What kind of candy do you want???

Sweet Crony Capitalism?…

Free contraception?…

Obama-Phones?…

ANYTHING you want! πŸ™‚

You’ve RE-elected the right man!..

‘Cause I’m da ‘CANDY MAN’ πŸ™‚ …..

Who can make a tax rise… (who can make a tax rise)
Sprinkle in biased news… (sprinkle in biased news)
Cover you with welfare, & a Chevy Volt or two πŸ™‚
The Candy Man!….
‘O’ the Candy Man can… (‘O’s our Candy Man)
The Candy Man can….
‘Cause he mixes in Big Gov..
& makes the country no good 😦 …….

GUITAR! πŸ™‚ ……..

Cold, late night not long ago..
When I was ‘occupying’ you know..
A ‘shifty’ man came to me..
Never seen eyes so shrewd..
You know, I could not vote any other way it seemed..
He’d unlike others, fulfill my dreams πŸ™‚
Talked like he knew me.. he looked so right to me..
yeah..

Stay at home girl.. he said with a smile πŸ™‚
You don’t have to go back to work yet.. I’ll extend benefits awhile..
Don’t try to understand…
Don’t try to understand…
It’s just my, my, my.. guiding hand….
I’M YOUR CANDY MAN πŸ™‚ …..

Election night, he turned out the Loons..
Stayed at Christie’s side, promisin’ the moon..
“never let a crisis, go to waste never ever”..
With healthcare cover, passed for all..
Let critics demonize it all..
Obama’s not worried.. subsidize in a hurry πŸ™‚ yeah..

Don’t bring it home girl!.. Obama cried on the microphone..
“To soon to be burdened with a baby yet.. swing by ‘Planned Parenthood’ on the way home”..
Don’t try to understand…
Don’t try to understand…
It’s just my, my, my.. guiding hand….
I’M YOUR CANDY MAN πŸ™‚ ….. that Obama..
aaah… he’s a Candy Man…

GUITAR…..

Live at mommy & daddy’s home girl!.. he said with a smile πŸ™‚
I cast my ‘hopey-changey’ spell on you.. a woman, but stay a child..
But don’t try to understand…
Don’t try to understand…
‘O’!… ‘O’!ooo…
Don’t try!…. don’t try to understand…
It’s just my, my, my.. guiding hand….
I’M YOUR CANDY MAN πŸ™‚ …. oooh…. yeah

‘O’ooo!…..

“I got y’all in my hands” …..

GUITAR LEAD! πŸ™‚ ……..

‘O’ooooooooo………
‘O’ooooooooo………

Stay at home girl.. Barry said with a smile πŸ™‚
You don’t have to go back to work yet.. I’ll extend benefits awhile….
Don’t try to understand…
Don’t try to understand…
It’s just my, my, my.. enabling hand….
I’M YOUR CANDY MAN!…….. πŸ™‚
yeah!…. ‘O’ooh!….

(end chorus):
Oh, who can take your tomorrow… (who can take tomorrow)
Dip it in a Socialist scheme… (dip it in a socialist scheme)
Saturate & borrow.. & collapse the ‘American Dream’ 😦
The Candy Man….
‘O’ the Candy Man can…. (‘O’s our Candy Man)
The Candy Man can..
‘Cause he mixes in Big Gov..
& makes the country no good 😦

(repeat & fade):
‘O’ Candy Man…
‘O’ Candy Man…
‘O’ Candy Man…

From → Guitargod

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