“AMERICA LIMPIN’ BY”

2014 Tea-Party RALLY TUNE…

Remember all those Red-State Dems who have
supported & voted for ‘Obama CRAP’ over the years!…

“AMERICA LIMPIN’ BY”
(music by Don McLean)

A long long time ago..
I can still remember how the Gipper used to make us smile 🙂
And I knew if he had the chance..
That he could make our country dance..
And maybe we’d be prosperous for a long while….
But Liberalism made us wither..
With every policy Pelosi delivered..
Bad news on the internet..
Harry Reid makin’ mess after mess….
I clearly remember that I cried..
When I read about Obama’s rise..
Alarm bells went off deep inside..
The day, a fraud came to preside….

Tea Party started singin’ :

CHORUS
Bye.. bye.. Barack’s got America Limpin’ By 😦
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the battery died..
That good ole McChelle was bannin’ milkshakes and fries 😦
Sayin’ this’ll be the day to “Let’s Move!” & get your exercise high…
We’re gonna see the day when “algae” gets us by…

Bill Clinton wrote the book on love..
And Anthony Weiner texted when he rubbed..
Cause the Liberal moral code told them so..
Now do you believe in the obama-mania-media reality show?
Can Reverend Wright save your racist soul?
And can McChelle teach you how to keep your calorie intake real low?
Well, I know that you’re in love with him..
Cause I saw you at the Obama townhall in the gym..
You all kicked in your teacher union dues..
Man, you dug it when Barack sang some rhythm & blues!
You were an angry teenage-actin’ union thug..
With a “yes-we-can” button and a hopeychange coffee mug..
But you knew that you were out of luck..
The day Scott Walker survived…

Wisconsin was singin’ :

Bye.. bye.. Barack’s got America Limpin’ By 😦
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the battery died..
That good ole McChelle was bannin’ milkshakes and fries 😦
Sayin’ this’ll be the day to “Let’s Move!” & get your exercise high…
We’re gonna see the day when “algae” gets us by…

Now, for three plus years America’s been on her own..
And government grows fat while Barack builds his throne..
But that’s not how our founders wanted it to be….
When JoeBlow Biden spoke for the wanna-be king and queen..
People laughed at his natural born “malarkey”..
And his gaffes gave us all some comic relief.. 🙂
Oh and while King Barack with chin up was looking down..
The TeaParty stole his cardboard cutout crown..
The Congress was adjourned..
No budget was returned!
And while Obama read a book on Marx..
The occupiers defecated in the park..
And faithful Dems remained clueless & in the dark..
The day, America died…

Tea Party was singin’ :

Bye.. bye.. Barack’s got America Limpin’ By 😦
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the battery died..
That good ole McChelle was bannin’ milkshakes and fries 😦
Sayin’ this’ll be the day to “Let’s Move!” & get your exercise high…
We’re gonna see the day when “algae” gets us by…

Helter skelter in a summer energy crisis swelter..
Gas prices flew up, Solyndra provided no shelter..
Pipeline axed & drillin’ falling fast….
Costs landed foul on the middle-class..
The unions tried for a sweetheart pact..
With the president, on their sideline cheerleading to get it passed…
Now in the globally warmed air was a toxic plume..
Al Gore played a protest tune..
The unions all got up to dance..
Oh, but they never got the chance…
Cause the NLRB tried to control the field..
But the Right To Work states refused to yield..
Do you recall all the corruption that was revealed?
The day, America died…

Tea Party was singin’:

Bye.. bye.. Barack’s got America Limpin’ By.. 😦
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the battery died..
That good ole McChelle was bannin’ milkshakes and fries 😦
Sayin’ this’ll be the day to “Let’s Move!” & get your exercise high…
We’re gonna see the day when “algae” gets us by…

Oh, and there they were all in one place..
The occupy zombies trashin’ public space..
With no time left to evict these vermin…
So “Let’s Move!” Barack was nimble, Barack was quick..
Barack co-opted this disgusting click..
Cause class warfare is this charlatan’s only friend…
And as I watched him on his campaign stage..
My hands were clenched in fists of rage..
No Conservative meaning well..
Could accept this con-man’s sell!
And as the division & envy climbed high and out of sight..
To fuel his sacrificial Romney-fight..
I saw Barack Hussein Obama laughing with delight…
The day, America died…

He was singin’ :

Bye.. bye.. I got America Limpin’ By 🙂
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the battery died…
My good ole McChelle is bannin’ milkshakes and fries 😦
Sayin’ this’ll be the day to “Let’s Move!” & get an exercise high…
Yes we’re gonna see the day when “algae” gets us by…….

I met a hockey-mom who spoke the truth..
And I asked her for some hopeful news..
But she just smiled and said someday….
I went down to the discount store..
Where I’d seen capitalism years before..
But the renter there said the free-marketplace went away…
And in the streets the filthy protestors screamed..
The Republicans cried.. and the Patriots dreamed…
But not a responsible word was spoken..
Our Liberty and Freedoms all were broken…
And the three of them I despise the most..
Obama, Reid and the one who looks like she saw a ghost..
They caught the last high speed rail for the left-coast
The day, America died…..

And they were singin’ :

Bye.. bye.. yes America’s Died…
We drove our Chevys to the levee but the batteries died,
That good ole Moochelle was jettin’ off in the sky…
Sayin’ this’ll be the day I get mine…
Yes, I’m finally proud of my country and my guy…..