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“PARADISE FOR THE OBAMAITE”

by on November 15, 2013

“PARADISE FOR THE OBAMAITE”
(music by Meat Loaf)

Intro GUITAR LICK!……boogie….. 🙂

(LOW-INFO OBAMAITE):
Well I remember every little thing,
As if his election happened only yesterday..
My voter ID fake,
& there was lotsa New Black Panthers in sight 🙂
And I forever had a thrill,
Running down my leg, just like Chris Matthews did..
& all us L.I.V.s who drool,
We were chanting “yes we can!” that night….
& now the goodies are oh so, close & in sight 🙂
Libs never felt so good, we never felt so right!..
He was ‘global’, Nobel Medal, ‘hopey-change’ oh so right 🙂 ..
Global, Nobel Medal 🙂 ‘hopey-change’ oh so right….
C’mon!.. hold him tight!..
C’mon!.. set things right!…. ‘O’ooooo……

Though it was cold & lonely on my deep dark Bush plight 😦 …
I now see Paradise, for this, Obamaite! 🙂 …..

(BAROCK HUSSEIN):
Ain’t no doubt about it,
Y’all now doubly blessed..
‘Cause I am nearly Alinsky,
& with him, really obsessed..

(BAROCK & MOOCH):
Well ain’t no doubt about it..
Now ‘Let’sMove!’ & go occupy about it!
Ain’t no doubt about it,
You all now Doubly blessed…

(LOW-INFO OBAMAITE):
‘Cause we were really clueless sheep,
& we were really impressed! 🙂

Barry, told us right from the start:
You gotta drown out that talk-radio 😦 ..
Limbaugh’s been on too long,
I’ve come along & gonna end his run….
And then he let us know:
Your vote, you’re never gonna regret it..
Ya’ll be subsidized 🙂 freebies maximized 🙂
It’ll feel alright! 🙂
‘Cause I wanna make unemployment fun 🙂 ….

& now the goodies are oh so, close & in sight! 🙂
Libs never felt so good, we never felt so right! 🙂
He was ‘global’, Nobel Medal, ‘hopey-change’ oh so right 🙂
Global, Nobel Medal 🙂 ‘hopey-change’ oh so right….
C’mon!.. hold him tight!..
C’mon!.. set things right! ‘O’oooooooo…………

Though we were cold & lonely in our deep dark Bush plight 😦 ….
We could see Paradise for thee Obamaites! 🙂 …….
Though it was Cold & Lonely 😦 in our deep dark Bush plight!…..

PARADISE!.. FOR THE OBAMAITE!………

We will do all that we can..
& yes! Moochelle nurtures the best!
Ain’t no doubt about it,
We’ve been doubly blessed!…
‘Cause they are clearly celebrity 🙂
& we are barely 😦 ……………..

(BAROCK HUSSEIN):
We’re gonna target 1%ers tonight..
We’re gonna occupy n stay, & tonight’s the night!
We’re gonna target 1%ers tonight..
We’re gonna occupy n stay, & tonight’s the night!
We’re gonna target 1%ers tonight..
We’re gonna occupy n stay, & tonight’s the night!
We’re gonna target 1%ers tonight 🙂
We’re gonna occupy n stay, & IT’S YOUR RIGHT! 🙂

(CHRIS ‘LegThrill’ MATTHEWS):
OK, here we go.. we got a real pressure cooker going here…
Obama down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth..
There’s Boehner’s windup, & there it is, a line shot up the middle!
Look at Barry go! 🙂 This boy can really LIE!…..
He’s rounding up Stimulus, & really cranking out foodstamps now!..
He’s not letting up at all… he’s gonna try for Healthcare…
The ball is bobbled out in ‘moderate’ center.. & here comes the throw..
& what a TeaParty throw! BO’s gonna slide in head first, here he comes..
He’s Out! 😦 No.. wait.. Safe! 🙂 Roberts says safe at second base!
This kid really makes things happen out there….
Biden steps up to the plate.. here’s the pitch.. Barry’s going..
& what an ‘info dump’ he’s got.. he’s trying for what the NSA heard…..
Here’s the throw.. he’s always into dirt 🙂 Safe at third!
Holy cow!.. stolen even from his base! He’s taking a pretty risky lead out there..
Almost daring House oversight to try and pick him off…
Romney glances over.. debates up.. & Mitt’s blunted 😦
Blunted down in the third debate time.. the ‘Christie squeeze’ is on!..
Here he comes to NJ.. huggie-squeezie play 🙂 …..
Election gonna be close…. here’s the throw… there’s fraud at the poll place!…
Megyn Kelly, thinks he’s gonna take it!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

(BAROCK HUSSEIN):
Stop right there!..
I gotta know right now!
Before the goodies go any further!
Do you Love me?..
Will you support me forever?..
Do you believe me?..
Will you never leave me?..
‘Cause I’ll make you so happy for the rest of your life..
I’ll take your health plan away, but I’ll take you to ‘5 Guys’ without the wife! 🙂
Do you Love me?..
Will you worship me forever?..
Do you believe me?..
& if you never leave me..
I’ll make you so happy for the rest of your life..
I’ll take your health plan away 😦 but I’ll protect your kids from my wife!!!
I gotta know right now!..
Before my scam can go any further..
DO YOU LOVE ME??..
Will you Love me forever?…..

(JOHN McLAME & RINOs):
Let me sleep on it..
Barry, Barry, let me sleep on it…
Let us sleep on it,
& we’ll give you some cover in the morning….
Tried to sleep on it..
Barry, Barry, wacko-bird Cruz wouldn’t let me sleep on it! 😦
Couldn’t sleep on it..
Hope his filibuster will be over in the mornin’! 😦

(DIRTY REID to McLAME):
Yes I slept on it..
Barry, Barry, yes I slept on it 🙂
I slept like a baby on it..
I’ll try to get you 15 minutes on ‘the floor’ this mornin’…..

(BAROCK HUSSEIN):
I gotta know right now!
Do you Love me?..
Will you cover-up for me forever?..
Do you need me?..
Will you never leave me?..
I can make you all so happy for the rest of your lives..
Won’t take Congress’s health plan away 🙂 ride on Air-Force One without the wife! 🙂
I gotta know right now!
Before FOXNews digs any further..
Do ya’ll still Love me??..
Will you at least pretend to Love me forever??…..

(pleading):
what’s it gonna be comrades?.. c’mon i can’t wait all night! (unlike Benghazi)
what’s it gonna be comrades.. yes or no??
what’s it gonna be comrades.. yes… or.. no??…..

(RED STATE DEMS):
Let us sleep on it..
Barry, Barry, let us sleep on it..
Well let us sleep on it..
& we’ll give you an answer after we check the polls in the morning….

Let Mary Landrieu sleep on it…..

(BAROCK HUSSEIN):

I gotta know right now!!
Will you Love me forever??…

(RED STATE DEMS):
Let us sleep on it… (& check the polls)

We’ll tell you in the mornin’!!!

(BAROCK HUSSEIN):
Will you Love me forever??!!!!!!……

(REPEAT, w/ anxiety building to 5 packs of cigarettes a day)

(HILLARY):
I couldn’t take it any longer..
Lord! I was crazed!..
When the jealousy came upon me,
Like a tidal wave…
I started swearing, oh God! as the 3AM phone just rang………
Said I would cover for you ’til the end of your term..
I swore, that I would cover you to the end of your time..

(HILLARY & BILL):
So now we’re praying for the end of your time!..
To hurry up & arrive 🙂 ..
‘Cause if she’s gotta spend another minute screwin’ up under you..
I don’t think that ‘Hill’ can really survive..
I’ll never break my promise, or forget my vow.. (except in Benghazi) 😦
But God only knows, “WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE RIGHT NOW!”
I’m praying for the end of your time..
But there’s more that Bill can do!..do!.. ooow! 🙂
Just sayin’ that I’m Next-In-Line 🙂
& we won’t defend.. your.. Crimes.. for you!….

(BAROCK HUSSEIN):
It was long ago.. my ‘transformation’ slipped away 😦 …
‘Obamacare’ never got better 😦 …
But I’m golfin’ even more these days! 🙂 …

(OBAMA-PHONE LADY):
Unlmited minutes was so good 🙂
(“keep Obama in president you know!”)
My free phone felt so nice 🙂
(“keep Obama in president you know!”)

(TEA PARTY):
He was ‘global’, ‘Nobel Medal’ 🙂 ‘Dopey-change’ oh so right……

(TRUMP): No more ‘Paradise By The Teleprompter Light’ 🙂

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