“CHELLIE’S WAY”

“CHELLIE’S WAY”
(music by Rod Stewart)

Students to FLOTUS: “YOUR FOOD TASTES LIKE VOMIT!”

Listen up ‘Chellie’ we really got somethin’ to say to you…
It’s early September & we’re gettin’ ready to go back to school…
With this new lunch menu we ain’t amused 😦
& we feel we’re being used!..
Oh Chellie, we shouldn’t have to try, your crap any more…… 😦

You limit what we can bring from home…
Just to make us meet your portion control…
You stole our tarts.. & no pizza really hurts! 😦

The morning snack shoved into our face, really not liked by kids our age…
But that don’t worry you none, in your eyes control is everything…
Our parents think your over-reach is a joke..
Banning brownies was done to provoke..
Oh Chellie we shouldn’t have to try, your veggies any more!……

You limit what we can bring from home…
Just to make us meet your portion control…
You stole sweet rolls 😦 & that’s a ‘hunger pain’ we can do without!

No one needed, a friend, to recommend, a dieting plan…
Never yearned for another mother who wants to smother us with brussels sprout 😦
All we want is to be well fed..
So every morning we’re ready to learn with clear heads..
Oh Chellie, we don’t wanna go hungry, anymore :(…..

You limited what we can bring from home…
‘Cause you want us to comply with portion control…
You stole our tarts 😦 & didn’t leave us any french fries 😦

GUITAR! 🙂

I suppose we’ll forget our lunch boxes when we go back to school…
Or steal a cue from you & make a run to McDonalds drive-thru 🙂
We find your food putrid & bland..
Don’t need a dietin’ plan..
Oh Chellie especially after, WE’VE SEEN YOU FEEDIN’ YOUR FACE!………

You made our first class at school misery 😦
If you don’t mind, let our school be!
You stole our tarts.. they were the best part of the day 😦

GUITAR 🙂 …….

MANDOLIN! 🙂 ……………………………….

Chellie! we wish we’d… never seen you feedin’ your face 😦

We’ll brown bag it, from home… one of these.. days……….

woooo hoooo oooo!……..

“FOOD FIGHT!!! with this crap!”………. 🙂