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Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”

by on June 29, 2013

Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean Hillary Clinton lying about Benghazi?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the Black Panther voter intimidation?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean that 3 of Obama’s gay boyfriends were mysteriously MURDERED when they came forward with claims he was gay too?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing terrorists visiting Chechnya?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of a trial and the law?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Giving the 123 Technologies Company $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy it was sold to the Chinese?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the IRS targeting conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months after they declared bankruptcy the Chinese bought it?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February for every year he’s been president?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information/low income voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most corrupt president in American history?”
Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

One Comment
  1. guitargod permalink

    Jim forgot the biggest O’Con scandal of all: the nobel peace prize! LMAO..

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