“I’M A BITCH”

“I’M A BITCH”
(music by Meredith Brooks)

DEDICATED TO: Hillary ‘I-Made-No-Difference’ Clinton

DRUMS & GUITAR ………

I shaped the world today..
Media so good to me..
4 years bullshitting hopey-change..
Tried to tell them, not to look too deep ’cause maybe there’s a false narrative underneath….
Not innocent.. not sweet.. 😦

Yesterday I Lied..
Obama was relieved to see the scrutiny subside..
I can understand how Susan Rice was so confused..
The video was a ruse..
We threw in a little bit of everything..
But avoiding the truth was job one!

CHORUS:

I’M A BITCH!
Benghazi blew my cover 😦
Tantrums like a child..
Bill ain’t my lover..
I’m a sinner..
To feminists I’m a saint..
I DO NOT FEEL ANY SHAME…
I’m incompetent as hell..
3AM phone rings while I dream..
By now I should’ve been Queen 😦
But you know 2016 won’t turn out any other way 🙂

So take me and my failure as I am..
This may mean a weaker nation & security be damned..
Rest assured that as my leadership makes you nervous..
and radicals are threatening & extreme..
Tomorrow I will blame..
And today I won’t DO A DAMN THING!

’cause,
I’M A BITCH!
Benghazi blew my cover..
Tantrums like a child..
Bill ain’t my Lover!
I’m a sinner..
To feminists I’m a saint..
I DO NOT HAVE ANY SHAME…
I’m incompetent as hell..
3AM phone rings while I dream..
By now I should’ve been Queen 😦
But you know 2016 won’t turn out any other way 🙂

GUITAR! 🙂

Just when Republicans think..
They got me down and out..
My popularity soars with high ratings 🙂 ….
LIV’s think I’m cool..
I’ll start campaignin’ real soon..
& just watch my machine elevate me!….. 🙂

yeah!

I’M A BITCH!
Benghazi blew my cover..
Tantrums like a child..
& Bill ain’t my Lover..
I’m a sinner..
To feminists I’m a saint..
I DO NOT FEEL ANY SHAME….
I’m incompetent as hell..
3AM phone rings while I dream..
By now I should’ve Queen 😦
But you know 2016 won’t turn out any other way 🙂

I’M A BITCH!
Political sleaze..
I’m no Lewinsky, I guarantee..
When our Ambassador got hurt..
When our SEALS suffered..
I COVERED MY ASS & RAN FOR COVER!
I played dumb..
I minimized..
Congressional Report shows I LIED….

You know I’ve never handled anything any other way!……..

GUITAR! 🙂
Ooooooooowww..oooooooowww…ooooooww..

Ooooooooowww..oooooooowww…ooooooww..

Ooooooooowww..oooooooowww…ooooooww..

Ooooooooowww..oooooooowww…ooooooww………………..

“STAND DOWN BITCH!”
oh yeah… you did…