“The CELEBRITY”

“The CELEBRITY”
(music by Kool & the Gang)

FUNK GUITAR & HORNS! 🙂

MICHELLE DANCIN’ …………..

Yahoo!…. more vacation celebration!….
Yahoo!…. more vacation celebration! 🙂

‘The Ceeelebrity’ all the time.. come on! (in your face)
‘The Ceeelebrity’ all the time.. come on! (in your face)

There’s been a party goin’ on right here..
President Celebrity.. got another 4 years 🙂 ….
He hangs with actors.. JZ & Tiger too..
The Celebrity-In-Chief’s got no time for you….

come on now…

The CEEEELEBRITY……
He just bloviates and looks in the mirror all the time….
The CEEEELEBRITY……
He just bloviates and looks in the mirror all the time 🙂

Ashley Judd’s putting a run together…
He’ll help out.. fund-raising’s his pleasure…
Photo-opin’ around the world…
Jet on!………….

(MICHELLE DANCE!)
Yahoo!…. more vacation celebration!….
Yahoo!…. more vacation celebration! 🙂

‘The Ceeelebrity’ all the time.. come on! (in your face now)
‘The Ceeelebrity’ all the time.. come on! (in your face)

I’m gonna shut down traffic tonight…
To celebrate.. It’s my right!
We’re gonna shut down burger-joints tonight…
To celebrate.. It’s our right!

zombies!

I’m gonna spend a lot of tax dollars tonight.. (ce-le-bri-ty)..
I’ll print more… It’s all right 🙂
I’m gonna spend a lot of tax dollars tonight.. (ce-le-bri-ty)..
I’ll borrow more… It’s all right 🙂

YAHOO! ….. (MICHELLE DANCE!)……

YAHOO! ….. …….

On..’The View’..100th time.. come on! (treat him right)
Celebrate ‘The Celebrity’.. come on!
It’s all INDOCTRINATION…….
On..the..Oscars..in..real time.. come on! (bangs look right)
come on and celebrate The Celebrities Tonight……..
celebrate these good times.. come on!
He’s gonna make everything all right……
The Celebrity…… let’s celebrate.. come on!
he’s outta sight!……
The Celebrity……….woo ooo ooo ooo!……..