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“FAT BOTTOMED GIRL”

by on March 9, 2013

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“FAT BOTTOMED GIRL”
(music by Queen)

AAAARRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE…………..
you gonna tell my parents to feed me right?….
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH………….
to put down the Happymeal and order lite…..
AAAARRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE…………..
you gonna stop kids from piggin’ out?….
FAT BOTTOMED GIRL..
my parents say you don’t rule the world so pipe down!……

BRIAN MAY GUITAR! πŸ™‚

Hey!

I am not a skinny lad..
Never knew good calories from bad..
And I like french fries for lunch & afterschool munchies πŸ™‚ uh..
Left alone with the 1st-Lady ‘Disney Channel’ nanny..
She said I have such a naughty mommy & daddy 😦
That Big Woman said she’s gonna take the fat boy outta me…. 😦

Hey!….

GUITAR! πŸ™‚

ooooooo!…..

I’ve been servin’ at my lemonade stand..
But now if I use too much sugar it’ll get banned 😦
And ev’ry chocolate chip cookie I make needs to be weighed… hey??
But her overbearing & know-it-all style..
Is wearin’ thin on this independent child.. 😦
I turn them cartoons off when I see her face every time…..

c’mon
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH………
you gonna try ‘n teach me how to eat right?…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……….
don’t wanna put down my cheeseburger and fudge delight 😦 …
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh……….
you gonna make me give up all the Halloween candy i got?! 😦
FAT BOTTOMED GIRL..
my parents said you don’t rule our world so pipe down!
FAT BOTTOMED GIRL..
You don’t rule my world so just pipe down!

GUITAR! πŸ™‚

Hey listen here..
Now I got a ‘legit mortgage’ & ‘my own’ home..
I got ‘work’ stiffness, it ain’t from the ski slopes..
Ain’t no celebrity wanna-be’s in this locality…. I’LL TELL YOU!
Oh, you’re still spendin’ all our treasure..
On all your little pleasures..
Hey Big Woman, lookin’ at your butt it’s hard to miss the hypocrisy……..
no you can’t hide it!

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh………………..
spare us your crap on what is right….. Please!……
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh………………..
think I’ll take a double beef burrito & a Sam Adams pint! πŸ™‚ mmmmmm……
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh………
late night drive thru’s are far out….
FAT BOTTOMED GIRL..
We want no part of your world so pipe down!
FAT BOTTOMED GIRL..
You don’t live in the real world so just pipe down!

GET ON YOUR EXERCISE BIKE & RIDE!…………

Oooooh… yeah.. oh yeah.. that Fat Bottomed Girl…

Fat Bottomed Girl!..

yeah yeah yeah!…

All right!…

Ride ’em cowgirl!

Fat Bottomed Girl!..

yes.. yes..

Oh, she knows-it-all everytime…………

GUITAR! πŸ™‚

From → Guitargod

2 Comments
  1. Anonymous permalink

    BADONKADONK

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