“RICH GIRL”

separated at birth?

“RICH GIRL”
(music by Hall & Oates)

You got a rich girl..
And she gotcha real far..
‘Cause ya know you don’t make it any other way..
You just relied on your old ladies money..
We can’t rely on your foreign policy record sonny! 😦

You bitched like a girl..
Your testimony went too far..
‘Cause you knew Vietnam didn’t matter anyway..
Campaign money money..
’04 didn’t get you too far..
John Edwards getcha too far 😦

GUITAR 🙂

Don’t you know!..oow….
Your record’s a horror-show 😦
And it was wrong…ooh..
To forsake the nation that’s blessed you!
So far gone!……
SwiftBoat disowned 😦
You were so wrong, you tried to sound strong….
‘Secretary of Mistake’ just move along…….

‘Cause
You bagged a rich girl..
Teresa’s got you real far..
‘Cause ya know you wouldn’t make it any other way…
You can rely on your old ladies money..
We can’t rely on your foreign policy record sonny!

Jane Fonda was your bitch-girl..
And you both went too far..
‘Cause you know Vietnam don’t matter anyway..
Campaign money money..
’04 didn’t get you too far..
John Edwards getcha too far 😦

Why the lies?!…….
And Iraq claims….
Was it easy…..
To say our finest were terrorizing others! you again stirring up pain 😦
By now don’t you know!……
Given the chance Democracy can grow…..
‘Cause you’ve got too much bias to give, and you’d rather live..
Windsurfing for the thrill of it all! oooh……

You got a rich girl..
And it gotcha real far..
‘Cause ya know you couldn’t make it another way..
You can rely on your old ladies money..
America can’t rely on your foreign policy record sonny! 😦

You bitched like a girl..
Your testimony went too far..
‘Cause you knew Vietnam didn’t matter anyway….
Campaign money…
’04 didn’t get you too far..
$87 Billion…
“For then against it” didn’t get ya too far..
Campaign money…
SwiftBoaters went far 🙂
The truth hit you hard!….

You say you can rely on your old ladies money..
America can’t rely on your foreign policy record sonny!
You got a rich girl.. got a rich girl..
Oh you bitch bitch just like a girl yeah..
You as ‘Secretary of Mistake’ won’t get us too far..
Did John Edwards getch too far 😦

“I’M JOOOOHN KEEERRY.. AND I’M REPOOOOOOORTING FOOOOR DUUUUUUUUUTY!” 😦