“IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS”

“IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS”
(music by Barenaked Ladies)

If I had a million dollars..
If I had a million dollars..
Well I’d bury it beneath my house..
I would bury it underneath my house..

And if I had a million dollars..
If I had a million dollars..
I wouldn’t need stimulus money to weatherize my house..
but maybe some nice 72 watt Obama light bulbs 🙂 (nooooot!)

And if I had a million dollars..
If I had a million dollars..
Well I wouldn’t buy a Chevy Volt toy-car..
I’d be roadkill for sure in that automobile 😦

And if I had a million dollars.. could I buy LESS GOV!……..

If I had a million dollars..
I’d never build a windmill in our yard..
If I had a million dollars we could contribute to Conservatives who would help oppose O’s regulations hard..

If I had a million dollars..
Maybe we could stock our fridge with McChelle banned fare in there..
We could just go have a TeaParty somewhere & shout (pig) out!
Like go to McDonald’s & buy greasy stuff..
And we’d use our own money, it wouldn’t be given to us..
Like little pre-paid Obama-phones & things..
They have pre-paid O-phones & SandraFluke-condoms?
But they don’t have a single-payer option!..
Well thank those “evil” Republicans!….
Yeah! 🙂

If I had a million dollars..
If I had a million dollars..
Well I’d hunt fur for your coat..
But not with a gun, those are banned by “executive rule”..

And if I had a million dollars..
If I had a million dollars..
Well I wouldn’t protect all those exotic pets..
Yep, like the “endangered” Delta smelt..

And if I had a million dollars..
If I had a million dollars..
Well I wouldn’t buy carbon-credits, they’re lame..
All them crazy green-energy loans!..
And if I had a million dollars.. I’d try & buy LESS GOV!…….

If I had a million dollars..
We would build the roads & bridges to the store..
If I had a million dollars..
We’d take our Limousine ’cause the high-speed-rail costs more..

If I had a million dollars..
We wouldn’t have to boycott McDonalds’s for dinner..
And we would eat at McDonald’s for dinner..
Of course we would, & we’d eat salty fries & alot more..
And buy really expensive ketchups with it 🙂
That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon like they use at the Whitehouse, ketchups….

mmmm mmmmmmm 🙂

If I had a million dollars..
If I had a million dollars..
Well I’d buy you a Michelle-O inspired dress..
But not a real Michelle-Belle dress, all my money would be used 😦

And if I had a million dollars
If I had million dollars..
Well I’d buy you a Walmart..
A Chick-fil-A or a fleet of cash for clunkers..

If I had a million dollars..
If I had a million dollars..
Well I’d buy Joe Biden a monkey..
Wouldn’t he sound smarter than a monkey? (prob’ly not :()
If I had a million dollars.. I’d buy LESS GOV!…….

If I had a million dollars..
If I had a million dollars..
If I had a million dollars..
If I had a million dollars..
If I had a million dollars..

Uh-oh! I’d be targeted as ‘RICH!” 😦