“BALLOT-BOX ZERO”

“BALLOT-BOX ZERO”
(music by Foreigner)

Standin’ in the November rain..
With his head hung low.. 😦
Headlined the losin’ ticket..
It wasn’t even close.. 😦
Heard the roar of the crowd..
He could picture the scene….
Put his big ears to the wall..
But all he heard was Michelle’s desperate screams!…..

He heard Mitt’s guitar!!! just blew him away!….
With Ryan at his side.. no more Dopey-Change…..

Had bought a beat up teleprompter..
In a second hand store..
Didn’t know how to load it..
But he knew for sure….
That cheap teleprompter!.
Looked good on it’s stand..
Didn’t take long!..
Dependent on it, is how it all began…..
Just one teleprompter!..
Placed in front, down low..
Was his one-way ticket!..
All the way to the big show…

So he started mockin’!.
His dividing never stopped..
“Gotta keep on mockin!”….
“Class war is gonna take me to the top!”

CHORUS:
And be a BALLOT-BOX ZERO…
Got Bill Maher on my side…
He’s a BALLOT-BOX ZERO…
(it took 100 teleprompters)
BALLOT-BOX ZERO…
Eva Longoria’s hypnotized..
BALLOT-BOX ZERO…
Got Hollywood stars on his side 🙂

“I’ll be more aggressive next time!”…..

In this town where he sought political fame..
Where his popularity soared..
Like Carter did in Reagan’s shadow..
He exited through the Whitehouse backdoor 😦
Like a trip through the past!.
To that day in the rain…
With that golden teleprompter!..
When his community organizin’ life changed….

He used to demonize & mock em’!.
He just couldn’t stop…
Shoulda’ never stopped mockin!”..
No more free vacations & Moochelle’s still steamin’ hot! 😦

He was a BALLOT-BOX ZERO…
On a teleprompter he relied….
Was a BALLOT-BOX ZERO… yeah!
In a real debate, it never materialized… 😦
Yeah, BALLOT-BOX ZERO…
Hollywood didn’t get ya by….
BALLOT-BOX ZERO…
On a lonely golf course he finally realized……. 😦