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“ROCKY MOUNTAIN Debate-HIGH”

by on October 5, 2012

“ROCKY MOUNTAIN Debate-HIGH”
(music by John Denver)

He was sworn in as President, after voting “present” for many years..
Coming into a job unlike anything he’d ever done before..
He brought his radicalism with him, you might say he was transformed again..
Might say he put an obamaphone in ev’ry housing project door…

When he first came to Washington, his life was hidden away..
The press & media playin’ his siren song..
He “inherited” what was already broken, but he never really cared..
Excuses changin’ fast & Bush was always wrong…

Chorus:
But the Colorado Rocky Mountain Debate-High…
Al Gore says the altitude was the reason why… 😦
Barack had no desire to fight, & was softer than Jim Lehrer’s lullabye….

Rocky Mountain Debate-High… no-teleprompto…
Rocky Mountain Debate-High… 5,000-foot-fiasco…. 😦

He flew in late up to the mountains, kept his debate prep low..
He already knew everything, no new information to seek..
And they say that he got lazy, once he thought he’d already won..
And the smackdown from Mitt was preferrable to what happened later on his anniversary… 😦

And the Colorado Rocky Mountain Debate-High…
Al Gore says the altitude was the reason why… 😦
Mitt talked of Liberty from God while Barack talked on government we’ll rely!…

Rocky Mountain Debate-High… no-teleprompto…
Rocky Mountain Debate-High… 5,000-foot-fiasco… 😦

Now he campaigns in shrill attack mode, through the swingstate forests & the streams..
Seeking liberal solace at ev’ry stop he makes..
He will never look inside himself, America he will never understand..
Only the finality of a clear November election day!..

And the Colorado Rocky Mountain Debate-High…
Al Gore says the altitude was the reason why… 😦
Libs around the MSNBC bonfire, & Chris Matthews is on a bath salts high..high..high….

Rocky Mountain Debate-High… no-telepromto…
Rocky Mountain Debate-High… 5,000-foot-fiasco… 😦
Rocky Mountain Debate-High… help me! my surrogate desperados…
Rocky Mountain Debate-High… can I even golf way up high in Colorado??…………

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