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“I’M A CON-MAN”

by on August 24, 2012

“I’M A CON-MAN”
(music by Bon Jovi)

Intro Acoustic Guitar Riff….

It was all so lame..
Screw the “hope&change”..
Everyday..
I keep on pushin’ the blame..
Another place..
Where there’s too many millionaires..
We’ll occupy all night..
Til’ you pay your fair share..

Chorus:
I’M A CON-MAN…
In an electric car I ride…
I’m Lyin’… (Lyin’…)
And I community organize…

ACOUSTIC GUITAR RIFF….

Sometimes I smoke..
Somtimes I can hide it from Michelle for days..
And the unions I meet..
Always get the final say..
Sometimes I tell my greenieweinie cronies..
Keep it under the radar..
CNN won’t report on it..
And I’ll spread the billions far….

cause I’M A CON-MAN…
In an electric car I ride…
I’m Lyin’… (Lyin’…)
& I’m community organizin’ nationwide…

Well I walk these greens..
A loaded golfbag on my back..
I play for keeps..
Cause after November I won’t be back 🙂
I’ve apologized everywhere..
And Moochelle’s still standin’ tall..
I’ve screwed millions of kids futures 😦
And the Republicans will take the fall..

yes, I’M A CON-MAN…
In an algae powered car I’ll ride..
I’m screwin’ ya’ll… (screwin’…)
I’m community organizin’ worldwide!…

And I ride…..
Redistribute & propagandize….

Yes I lie…..
Agitate & demonize……

From → Guitargod, Humor

4 Comments
  1. Questionman's avatar
    Questionman permalink

    Look at the numerous posters below decrying Obama as a disgrace, traitor and on an on… what a shame, very sad it is.

    With all the lies being swirled about by the meanstream press, Mitt-twits, Ryan, Akin, and others in an effort to undermine President Obama, I’m suprised he doesn’t follow suit and call you slimeballs what you are!

    You seem believe all the propaganda and lies that have innundated Obama since he became president.
    Does it feel good to be so duped ?

    You forgot one question ….

    Is Obama an American citizen ?

    And you don’t understand what a Muslim is, nor a Communist, a Dictator, a Marxist or a Socialist !
    So study a lot and learn what all these terms actually mean.

    We keep getting all this crap about Obama. Is he a Muslim. a Marxist, a dictator, a communist, a socialist, the Antichrist, a supporter of Hitler, a non American. The list is endless BS! If you don’t like the way he is running the country fair enough, just say you disagree with his health care plans, or you don’t like his foreign policy, or you disagree with what he is doing in Afghanistan. Or you could just say you don’t like him because he is black.
    Either way, stop talking crap and be honest.

    For starters, we knew all along that he was born in the US, and a birth certificate was issued before the election and Most of you Klansmans has been bashing his wife for being fat – largely associated with her healthy eating campaign. racist name-calling to as “Moochelle” on this website!

    What happened to head Klasnam Romney? I thought you losers were supposed to propmt him up as the next Ray-gun, why create Bullshit lies about Obama?

    f Obama really were a secret Kenyan Klingon Islamist communist socialist terrorist community organizer intent on destroying America, wouldn’t he have done it already? No because he’s not.

    He doesn’t hate America, either. You losers can’t admit you hate having black people in your lily White House! If i’m not mistaken bush is the one who planted all this mayhem on obama’s lap so I don’t think its easy to fix damage like that in just four years time.

    He is not destroying USA and the rest of the World, but those who control him and who gave him the position and sponsored it. It’s not important is he communist, Muslim or whatever, because he don’t decides of anything by himself.

    • Unknown's avatar
      guitargod permalink

      LMAO now you sound like a genuine obamamite.. (a shrinking group to be sure) No facts No numbers No nothin’! just a babbler still drunk on the hopeychangey hard lemonade LoL.. listen up cash-fer-clunker.. just because you identify w/ having No resume and No accomplishment & believe this Statist has our great nations well being at heart and are OK w/ being a naive little sheeple…. don’t mean the majority does! you goin’ down the toilet w/ your hero in a couple months haha… “everyone i snow.. everywhere i poll.. my sheeple need more freebies to believe.. RUNNIN’ ON EMPTY” Rock On fool!!!

  2. Unknown's avatar
    Anonymous permalink

    LOVE IT 🙂

  3. Unknown's avatar
    Anonymous permalink

    Excellent!!

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