“Dude Throws Like A Lady”
“Dude Throws Like A Lady”
(music by Aerosmith)
Cruised out to a ballpark on the shore,
The pitcher pushed me out the bullpen door.
It was a long walk to the mound outta right,
Sportin’ my jeans & Sox cap, but my arm felt a little tight..
that’s right!
bad.. bad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady….
sad.. sad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady!
Backstop my fans were havin’ the time,
Of their lives until the umpire say..
Forgive me Mr. President but it’s about that time,
Then he whipped out a ball and said “commander fire away!”
but it was sad.. sad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady…
It’s too bad.. bad.. Dude Throws like A Lady!
So never judge a book by it’s cover,
My first-pitch was proof and I refuse to throw another..
Instant replay put me wise and my ball-cap couldn’t disguise,
I have the arm of a Venus
But no one seemed all that surprised.. 😦
bad.. bad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady!
sad.. sad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady!
“Can I get a little closer, don’t think i can throw it 60 feet.. Oh dear!”
throw it! – throw it! – throw it! with all your might!
“but what if i one-hop it i’ll look weak.. Oh dear!”
throw it! – throw it! – throw it! with all your might!
bad.. bad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady!
sad.. sad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady!
(wonder how he swings a bat?) 🙂
Publius Prime 
Ha ha beautiful!
NICE 1 !
NICE!!!