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“The JOKER”

by on April 16, 2012

“THE JOKER”
(music by Steve Miller)

Some liberals call me the space homeboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of Gov…
Some people call me Barryice
Cause’ I speak as a pompous-ass who’s a cut above…

Neocons talk about me, baby
Say I’m doin’ you all wrong, doin’ the country wrong…
But don’t you worry if you’re unemployed, don’t worry
Cause’ I’m gonna keep you right there at home…

CHORUS:
Cause’ I don’t dicker,
When I pick winners
I’m a liar, and I’m a spinner
Playin’ my golf in the sun…
I’m a hoper,
Still a smoker
I’m a class-envy stoker
I get media lovin’ during my campaign run…
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

You’re the neediest thing that I ever did see
I really love your leechin’, wanna make everything free…
Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey at election time,
Ooh wee baby, I’ll sure set you up fine…

CHORUS:
Cause’ I don’t dicker,
When I pick winners
I’m a liar, and I’m a spinner
Playin’ my golf in the sun…
I’m a hoper,
Still a smoker
I’m a class-envy stoker
I sure don’t want to unite no one…
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

GOP keep talkin’ about me baby
Say I’m doin’ you all wrong, doin’ you’s wrong…
Well don’t you worry, don’t worry, no don’t worry welfare mama
Cause’ I’ll keep you dependent right there at home…
You’re the naivest thing that I ever did see
Really love to reach you, wanna shape your dreams,
Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey around election time
I’ll sure show you an occupyin’ good time…

Repeat Chorus

From → Guitargod, Humor

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