“SMOKIN’ IN THE OVAL ROOM”
“Smokin’ In The Oval Room”
(music by Motley Crue)
Spoken:
Do ya ever seem to have one of those days when everyone’s
on your case from your wife all the way down to the last Republican?
Well i’m used to havin’ those about all the time, but i found a way to get out of it…
Let me tell ya about…
Speakin’ in the pressroom thinkin’ it’s a drag
Answerin’ policy questions, just ain’t my bag
When Carney’s beeper rings, you know that’s my cue
I’m gonna meet some czars up in my office with the view…
CHORUS:
Smokin’ in the Oval Room…
Smokin’ in that Oval Room…
Michelle don’t know I’m lightin’ up and breakin’ her rules…
Even Biden knows that my smokin’ ain’t allowed in plain view…
Checkin’ out the westwing halls
makin’ sure tourists aren’t near,
Lookin’ in Clinton’s closet-stall
nah there ain’t no interns there!
My buddies Joe, Tim and Rahm,
to get caught would be certain PR death this fall!
Repeat Chorus
Axlerod put me to work in the Whitehouse gift store
Photo-op volunteerin’ but I got bored,
Meesh she was lookin’ for me all around
But two hours later, you know where I was found…
Smokin’ in my Oval Room…
Shinin’ up my clubs and shoes…
Well now Michelle don’t know I gave the patch up along with her rules,
Cause even Biden knows that my smokin’ ain’t allowed in plain view…
Publius Prime 
Great song!