“ROCKET MOM”
(music by Elton John)
She packed Air Force One last night
Another multi-million dollar flight,
Zero hour nine a.m.
And she’s gonna be on the Aspen slopes in tights by ten.
She doesn’t skip a beat
Takes full advantage of bein’ first wife,
She’s never lonely, her entourage takes up lots of space
On such a disgustingly expensive flight…
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till my ridiculously extravagant appetite subsides,
I’m not the Target shopper they think I am at home
Oh no no no… I’m a Rocket Mom…
Rocket Mom!
Burnin’ through taxpayer dollars at rates unknown…
Rocket Mom!
First time proud, I’m gonna get loud & let it be known!
DC ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact the WhiteHouse is old and smells,
But I’m only there to raise veggies & be photographed in my garden crib.
And all this political science and foods I’ve banned
Got my “Let’s Move” campaign rappin’ 5 days a week,
A rocket mom… oh she’s da bomb…
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till my disgustingly extravagant appetite subsides,
I’m not the Target shopper they think I am at home
Oh no no no… I’m a Rocket Mom…
Rocket Mom!
Burnin’ through taxpayer dollars at rates unknown
Rocket Mom!…
First time proud & gonna get loud & let it be known…
Rocket Mom!…
Cravin’ hot-fudge sundaes & triple scoop ice-cream cones…
Rocket Mom!…
Spotted at McDonald’s drive-thru now my covers blown…
From → Fauxbama, Barack Hussein, Guitargod, Humor
Publius Prime 
affirmative affirmative good buddy anonymous – keep your eyeballs shinin’ bright and your ears on listenin’ for the jibberjabber – we’ll catch ya on the flip flop at the chokenpuke …
Sweet! Keep on singing the truth guitargod! How about a little ditty to Smokey and the Bandit Eastbound and Down? That one should be about our guys of course. Let’s stock up on some thirtyweight and mudballs and get this convoy rollin’ !!