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FREEBIRTH- by A Great American!

by on February 12, 2012

FREEBIRTH”
(music by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

If I abort religious freedom tomorrow
Would you excommunicate me,
For I must force a violation of conscience
Cause there’s too many women burdened with babies.
But if I stayed with my pledge to the Cardinal
Well our agenda’s just wouldn’t be the same,
Cause I’m as free of the Constitution as a bird now
And free birth control you’ll be required to aid….
oh oh oh oh …
Free contraceptives in the church foyer! …

Bye bye partial birth baby it’s been a dispicable act
Though my true feelings I won’t change,
Mama please don’t take it so sadly
Cause the Lord knows I’m to blame.
If you stay here w/ planned-parenthood now
Risk of another pregnancy just won’t be the same,
Cause you’re as free as a bird now
“how ’bout no more burden huh?!”
And free birth control is really just first-aid!
oh oh oh oh …
Free ribbed & lubed condoms in the church foyer! …

One Comment
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    guitargod permalink

    haaa while penning this ode i saw the latest obamacon attack on the GOP which doubles down on trojans – don’t think even daily trips to the confessional is gonna help ol’ Barry come NOV! keep on rockin’ in the free world!!

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