“PHONY woMAN” #MentallyIllAthletes🤕🥇🏊🏻
“PHONY woMAN” #MentallyIllAthletes🤕🥇🏊🏻
(music by Roy Orbison/Van Halen)
Roy & Eddie 🎸🎸RIFF…..
woo!
Phony woMAN🏃🏻♂️
Runnin’ in track meet…
Phony woMAN🏊🏻
The kind real girls can’t beat…
Phony woMAN…
I don’t believe you, you’re not the truth…
No girl can run as fast as you!….
Mercy🏋🏻♀️…
Phony woMAN🤾♂️
No, don’t shower with me…
Phony woMAN🚴🏻♂️
I couldn’t help but see🫣 (your little wee wee)🤭
Phony woMAN…
That you look manly, as can be…
And not curvey, just like me (more shot-glass than hour-glass)😝…
Raaaaarrr🏋🏻♂️…
Phony woMAN, stop (Title IX) defile…
Phony woMAN, that talk is vile…
Phony woMAN, don’t you smile (down from the #1 podium tier) at me!😠…
Phony woMAN, ill, ill, ill🥇🤕…
Phony woMAN, took my🏆away😣…
Phony woMAN, say you won’t play with me…
‘Cause won’t feed you (will forfeit),
Your cheat not right…
Compete with yourself crazy🤪,
You’ll shine🥇🏆so bright!☺️…!…!…..
Phony woMAN🏊🏻
Don’t swim on by…
Phony woMAN🤽🏻
Think I’ll stay dry (& not compete against a man in a woman’s event)
Phony woMAN…
Don’t stroke-n-make waves, hey…
NO WAY!🙅🏻♀️
It’s not the way it must be, NO WAY😠…
I wish he’d go back with boys to play…
He’ll be (in last place again) tomorrow night😢,
But wait, what do i see…
Is there a new category??🤔…
(“MENTALLY ILL🤕 ATHLETES”🏊🏻🤪)
Go!🥇…
Go!🏆…
Phony woMAN😉👍
Publius Prime 