“FAKE”🙃

“FAKE”🙃

(music by George Michael)

Intro🎹….. fake news fake elections fake genders fake immigration fake vaccines fake budgets fake insurrections fake science fake race-bait fake data fake meat fake democracy fake truths fake hate fake Russia collusion fake climate emergencies fake freedoms fake outrage fake speech crimes fake money fake justice fake intellects fake women fake borders fake wars fake progress fake president…..

🎸….

(JACK aka fake Jill/person with penis pretending it’s a vagina)🤪:

Well, hell yes it sure feels nice..

That I can shun my body..

I know I want my body..

To be a body like yours..

Um, but I’ll maybe think twice🤔..

Before I cut my ‘tool’ away😳..

But I’ll play all the games girls play (& win/set all the records)🥇🏆☺️..

Because I say I’m a girl too!….

Oh, cause I need some time off, from male emotions (being a misogynist)..

Time to pick my pronouns and ‘trans’form🤪..

Oh, when new love causes so, much commotion..

Well, it takes a strong man to have a baby🫃🏻..

Got you changin’ signs on doors (MEN, WOMAN👉ALL Genders🙃)

‘Cause I gotta be fake..

I wanna be fake..

Because I wanna be fake, fake, fake..

I want to be fake! fake! fake!🤪

(Illegal Newcomer Terrorists)😏:

Brandon!🫠 we know you’re payin’ me to stay🤑..

Sayin’ please, please, please don’t go away..

You say we’re voting always ‘Blue’📬🗳🤫..

Freebies!😆 we hear every word you say..

Can’t help but think of (Hopey Change) yesterdays,

& another with sanctuary towns and no immigrant rules🥰…

In store, this river (of illegal aliens), becomes an ocean (mass invasion/takeover)..

In store, we grow and attack, wipe the floor (Oct 7 was a warm up)..

Oh oh Brandon, we’ve reconsidered, your foolish notion (‘Ridin’ with Biden/new passive voter base)..

Well, we feed our hate so boldly😡..

& we’ll take out so much more!😵..

So, we gotta be fake (migrants)

Ooh, we gotta be fakes (persecuted newcomers)

Yeah, we’ve gotta be fake, fake, fake🤫

We gotta be fake, fake, fake!😏 (sucker infidels)

🎸….

(Climate Diaper Changer)😱:

Before this river, rises (& overflows) with oceans..

Before I glue my hands down on the floor😩..

Oh, oh denier, won’t reconsider, my foolish notions😳🌎💨🌊🌪🔥☄️💥🤯 (🫃🏻“the world will end in 5 yrs!”) prediction made 50 yrs ago🤣

Well, I need someone to hold me (not trigger me)😢😫..

While I wait for global warm (or cool)🫠🤭…..

‘Cause I gotta have fake..

Ooh, cause I gotta have fake (science)..

Because I gotta have fake, fake, fake (data)..

I gotta push fake, fake, fake!🙃