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“LAZzzzY”

by on August 31, 2015

“LAZzzzY”
(music by Patsy Cline)

(TRUMP): “Jeb is a ‘low-energy person’, who has trouble getting things done”

‘HYPNOTIC’ INTRO PIANO…..

(“wake me up when this snooze-fest is over”)

(Jeb!):
Lazy…. (Zzzzz)
I’m Lazy, and leadin’… not boldly….. 😦
I’m Lazy…. (Zzzzz)
Lazy, Low energy.. too….. 😦
I thought…. (Zzzzz)
You’d love me, as long, as ‘the Establishment’ wanted…..
But now polls say…. (Zzzzz)
You’re leavin’, for somebody new 😦 ….. (TRUMPSTER) 🙂

(“this is worse than geometry class!”)

Hurry???…..

Why.. build ‘a wall’, what’s the hurry?…… 😦

Wonderin’???…..

What.. in the world (with 15 million illegals), I’m gonna do?!! 😦 …..

(“is he still yappin?!”)

Ooh Lazy…. (Zzzzz)
But thinkin’, that my last name, will ‘hold’ you…..
I’m Lazy.. half tryin’..
Yes Lazy.. UNenergizin’.. 😦
& I’m Lazy, will bore the hell outta you……..

(“WTF!… he ain’t ‘W’!”)
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Lazy…. (Zzzzz)
But thinkin’, that my last name, will ‘hold’ you…..
I’m Lazy.. half tryin’..
Yes Lazy.. UNINSPIRIN’.. 😦
& I’m Lazy,
WILL BORE THE HELL… OUTTA….. YOU……. (Zzzzzzzz) 😦

(“I’m..getting..sooo….sleeeepy…..Zzzz..zzz…..zzzzzz”)

(TRUMP): “You know what’s happening to Jeb’s crowd right down the road?… THEY’RE SLEEPING!”

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