“RATS AT THE TABLE”

“RATS AT THE TABLE”
(music by Harry Chapin)

INTRO GUITAR RIFF…

A child arrived, with a lot to say..
He came to office, ’cause with Low-Info’s held sway..
& there were planes to catch, & bows to make 😦
From behind he walked, while evil took place.. 😦
And he kept golfing, just excused it,
& as it grew..
He’d say, “I’m gonna transform you, ’cause..
You know this is all because of you!”…..

(CHORUS):
And there’s Rats At The Table..
Gonna get nukes soon.. 😦
Little Barry’s more into, his golfin’ and choom… 🙂
‘Chickens comin’ home’, ’cause of Bo’s amends..
Haven’t had a leader since I don’t know when..
ya know,
SINCE 1980, THAT’S WHEN!

‘The One’ pretends, just ’bout ev’ryday..
He says, “this is ‘my ball’, & Republicans can’t play!”…
Over reach & overthrow..
TeaParty said, “not today, your kind won’t do”..
Bo said, “I’ll get my way!”..
And he trashes away, & his smile never dims 🙂 ..
He says, “I’ll keep on ‘transformin’, yeah,
The world’s gonna keep distortin’….. 🙂

And there’s Rats At The Table..
& a caliphate soon.. 😦
Little Barry’s more into, his golfin’ and choom… 🙂
‘Chickens comin’ home’, ’cause of Bo’s amends..
Haven’t had a leader since I don’t know when..
ya know,
SINCE 1980, THAT’S WHEN!

Well, released from Gitmo, just the other day..
5 for 1 deserter, America just had to say..
“We’re NOT proud of you, can you stop for awhile”..
He shook his head, and he said with a smile..
“What I’d really like to do, is bow & enemies please..
Watch me cater, with policies appease!” 🙂 …..

And there’s Rats At The Table..
Gonna have nukes soon.. 😦
Little Barry’s more into, his golfin’ and choom… 🙂
‘Chickens comin’ home’, ’cause of Bo’s amends..
Haven’t had a leader since I don’t know when..
ya know,
SINCE 1980, THAT’S WHEN!

Israel’s long been retired..
& Ukraine’s gone away.. 😦
Putin called him up, just the other day…

He said, “I’d like to meet with you, at ‘the borderline'”..
Bo said, “I’d love to Vlad,if I could find the time…
You see, my new hemisphere’s a hassle, TeaParty rebels still on the loose 😦 ..
But it’s sure nice talkin’ to you, Vlad..
It’s been sure nice stalkin’ with you”… 🙂

& as he hung up the phone, it occurred to Barry..
He’d taken over, while wearin’ ‘Mom-Jeans’…
That boy’s, still wearin’ ‘Mom-Jeans’ 🙂 …..

And there’s Rats At The table..

Gonna get nukes soon.. 😦

Little Barry’s more into, his golfin’ and choom… 🙂

‘Chickens comin’ home’, ’cause of Bo’s amends..
Haven’t had a leader since I don’t know when..
ya know,
SINCE 1980, THAT’S WHEN!