“MR. SHAM-MAN”

“MR. SHAM-MAN”
(music by The Chordettes)

Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam….
Bam bam bam bam bam……..
Bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo….
Bo bo bo bo bo……..

Mr. Sham-Man…
Teein’ up schemes… (bo bo bo bo)
The biggest ‘Lootist’, that we’ve ever seen… (bo bo bo bo)
All from his lips, BS over & over… (bo bo bo bo)
He tells us on taxes he’s right, and to bendover! 😦 …..

Sham-Man…
With ‘pen & phone’… (bam bam bam bam)
‘Executive Action’, govern on his own… 😦 (bam bam bam bam)
Please, no more tragic schemes… (Obamacare) (bam bam bam)
Mr. Sham-Man, YOU ARE A FIEND!

Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam….
Bam bam bam bam bam……..
Bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo….
Bo bo bo bo bo……..

Mr. Sham-Man…
Teein’ up schemes… (bo bo bo bo)
Think’s he’s the cutest, a selfie-stick’s ever seen… (bo bo bo bo)
With many words, his prompter is rollin’… (bo bo bo bo)
Tells us that for our own good,our Rights he’ll be steamrollin’!…..

Sham-Man…
With ‘pen & phone’ (bam bam bam bam)
‘Executive-Action’, govern on his own!… (bam bam bam bam)
Please, no more tragic schemes… (‘Leading From Behind’ foreign policy) (bam bam bam bam)
Mr. Sham-Man, YOU MARXIST FIEND!

Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam….
Bam bam bam bam bam……
Bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo….
Bo bo bo bo bo……..

Mr. Sham-Man… (Yeeess?)
Teein’ up schemes… (bo bo bo bo)
He’s been in disguise, hidin’ his Socialist Dream 🙂 … (bo bo bo bo)
He’s got a big heart like a Feminazi… (bo bo bo bo)
And a wife who won’t wear anything but Versace!…..

Mr. Sham-Man…
Is someone so cold… 😦 (bam bam bam bam)
He fired Hillary.. she was too old…. (bam bam bam bam)
So much sleaze, we know there’s lots more schemes… (bam bam bam bam)

Mr. Sham-Man… you are a sleaze, sleaze, sleaze…. 😦

Mr. Sham-Man… YOU COMMIE FIEND!…….

Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam….
Bo bo bo bo bo……… 😦