“CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED GOV”

“CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED GOV”
(music by Queen)

Intro GUITAR! 🙂 …

This thing..
Called ‘Gov’..
Some just..
Can’t manage it..
This thing..
Called ‘Gov’..
Some lust..
For no bounds to it..
SO GET READY 😦 ..

This “crazy little thing” wants BIG-GOV!

This thing.. (this thing)
Called ‘Gov’.. (called gov)
It’s size.. (limit Barry)
Cradle to grave alright..
All things.. (woo hoo!)
Provides.. (woo hoo!)
It takes right over like a Socialist!
The Liberals like it 🙂

Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’ 😦

There goes “cry-baby”… (wah wah)
He knows how to BaRock ‘n’ Roll…
Critics drive him crazy! (wah wah)
Rush gives him hot & cold fever 😦
FOX leaves him in a cool drool sweat 😦 ……

Ya get to act cool.. (choom gang)
Relax.. (play golf) 🙂
Get hip.. (with Beyoncé & Miley)
Get the IRS to attack.. 🙂 (Conservatives)
Take a baaaack seat.. (Lead-From-Behind)
Hitch-hike.. (with Vlad)
& take a loooong vacation on the taxpayer dime… 🙂
Moochelle’s gettin’ ready! 🙂 (at ‘Target’)

Crazy ‘little’ thing called BIG-gov!….

BRIAN MAY GUITAR! 🙂 ….

(‘Yes-We-Can’ Handclaps):

Ya get to be cool.. (Hollywood)
Relax.. (skeet shoot)
Get hip.. (with JZ in Cuba)
IGNORE THE BENGHAZI ATTACK! 😦
Take a baaaack seat.. (Syria..Egypt..Arab-Spring..Irish-Spring)
Hitch-hike.. (China bow)
& take excessive vacations on da taxpayer dime 🙂 …
Moochelle’s gettin’ ready! 🙂 (ready Chellie???)

These “crazy little things” want MORE Gov! 😦

This thing..
Called ‘Gov’..
Some just..
Can’t manage it… (hint: he’s got big ears & a big mouth)
This thing..
Called ‘Gov’..
Some lust..
For no bounds to it… (hint: she spends tax $$$ millions on personal luxuries & ate all of ‘Cookie Monster’s’ cookies!)
SO GET READY 😦 ….

ooh..ooh..ooh..’O’oo’s…

Crazy ‘little’ thing their BIG-gov 🙂 ..
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 😦
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 🙂
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 😦
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 🙂
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 😦
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 🙂
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 😦