“I’LL BE THERE FOR YOU” / “JERSEY GUY”

“I’LL BE THERE FOR YOU”
(music by Bon Jovi)

“LET’S RIDE ON DOWN.. INTO THIS TUNNEL OF LOVE” 🙂

Richie Sambora GUITAR!

(Gov Christie):
I guess this time you’re really grievin’..
I heard your spokesman say you’d cry 😦
Well as my broken shore lies bleedin’..
You say BigGov can pacify….

You say you’ve tried 1,000 distractions!..
And now you’ll try walkin’ with me along the shore..
Scandals have left you drownin’ in your smears..
And you can’t take bad press anymore!… 😦

Give the nod.. I’ll help you get your groove back!….

CHORUS:
I’ll Be There For You…
These five words I swear to you…
When you’re in need, I wanna clear the air for you…
I’ll Be There For You!…
I’ll hug 🙂 & I’ll fly with you…
Block the sun, if it’s in your eyes for you..
NBC will say our love is true..
I’LL BE THERE FOR YOU!……

(St. Barack):
I know you know, we’ll have some good times..
Photo-ops in the newly rebuilt arcades..
Well I can promise you more aid tomorrow..
& we’ll throw the football like we’re ‘Giants’ on opening gameday!….

(St. Barack):
& Governor you know my hands are dirty…

(Gov Christie):
Oh yes everyone knows your hands are dirty!…

(St. Barack):
but I wanna give ya candy like it’s Valentine’s………

(Gov Christie):
I’ll carry your water, when you get thirsty, Barry…

(St. Barack):
You give me cover and we’ll both look fine! 🙂 ……..

Ooooh!…

CHORUS:
I’ll Be There For You!…
These five words I swear to you…
When you’re in need, I’ll be a teddy-bear for you…
I’LL BE THERE FOR YOU!
I’ll hug 🙂 & I’ll fly with you…
Shade the sun, if it’s too hot for you…
CNN will say our love is true…
I’LL BE THERE FOR YOU!……….

‘BROMANCE’ GUITAR SOLO 🙂 ……….

I wasn’t there when the election made you happy 🙂
(election fraud makes ya happy :))

& I wasn’t there when my Party put you down..oow..oown 😦

Didn’t mean to miss Inauguration Day Barry…

But I’ll try to help you play these scandals down!……..

Ooooooooooooww!….Oooh….

I’ll Be There For You!…
These five words I swear to you…
When you breathe, I wanna feel the hotair from you…
I’LL BE THERE FOR YOU!
I’ll hug 🙂 and I’ll cry with you…
Block the sun, if it’s in your eyes for you…
ABC will say our love is true…
I’LL BE THERE FOR!…

I’ll Be There For You!…
These five words I swear to you…
When you need a, diversion & a good review…
I’LL BE THERE FOR YOU!
I’ll hug 🙂 and I’ll fly with you!…
Soar in Air-Force-One in the sky with you!…
CBS will say our love is true! 🙂

I’LL BE THERE FOR YOU!…..

wooooh!..ooooh..oooooh….
wooooh!..ooooh..oooooh….
wooooh!..ooooh..oooooh..Ooh…

wooooh!..ooooh..oooooh….
wooooh!..ooooh..oooooh….
wooooh!..ooooh..oooooh..Ooh…

(“BOARDWALK-BROMANCE” continued) 🙂 ……….

“JERSEY GUY”
(music by Springsteen)

(St. Barack):
Today I’m gonna take that ride..
Up the turnpike to the Jersey side..
Take My Gov to the carnival..
And I’ll take him on all the new rides!….
‘Cause down your shore, I’m gonna make everything right..
Me & the Governor on a Saturday night..
You know all OUR dreams come true..
When I’m playin’ ‘touchdown-fever’ with you!……

(Gov Christie):
You know he thrills me with all his charm 🙂 ..
When I’m wrapped up in Barry’s arms 🙂 ..
For a little twirl, he gives me everything..
I know someday, he’ll endorse my candidacy!..
So don’t bother us DRUDGE, we ain’t got no time..
He’s on his way to put me at the front of the line..
‘Cause principles don’t matter, our bromance won’t be denied..
I know he’s in Love with this Jersey Guy!………

Sha la la la la la la la…….
Sha la la la la la la la…….
Sha la la la la la la la…….
Sha la la la he’s in Love with his Jersey Guy! 🙂

Sha la la la la la la la…………………..

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