“ILLEGAL ALIEN”

“ILLEGAL ALIEN”
(music by Genesis)

Got out of bed, was feelin’ so good..
A fat wallet & no passport, no need for my border-crossing shoes 🙂
Foodstamps are buyin’, so I head for the mart..
To get a bottle of tequila and a new pack of cigarettes….
I ‘got in’ a cousin, and she snuck in a friend..
Who brought in her aunt, we know the ‘gang of 8′ will help..
Subsidized apartments, border a revolving door..
They’ll never kick us out, Obama’s in we got it made 🙂
Now don’t tell anybody…
“your jobs” we don’t wanna do…
If they find out…
Sanctuary-City is where we’re goin’ to!……

’cause…

It’s So Fun..
Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
Yes, It’s So Fun..
Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂

Down at the polls, had to fill out a Democrat-voter form..
A Spanish one, an Arabic one, no English one to choose..
Behind the counter, monitor didn’t even blink..
He said, I’ll count it ‘triple’ man, and gave me a wink..
I don’t trust just anybody…
that’s why the New Black Panthers are here…..

’cause…

It’s So Fun.. Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
i tell ya,
It’s So Fun.. Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
yes yes yes yes yes…
It’s So Fun.. Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
i mean it when i tell ya that,
It’s So Fun.. Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂

A ‘KENYAN ALIEN’… ok…

SOLO: teleprompter jibberish………

Consider amnesty…
For your fellow man…
Dem registration for everybody…
It sure fits in with their plan…
Over the border…
There lies what’s still our land…
Where government goodies flow freely…
You just grab hold of Barack’s hand……

Keep your suspicions…
I’ve “gone out for ice-cream” before…
But I ain’t done nothing wrong now…
Sheriff Joe is much surprised…
But there’s a finger pointing sister…
Who’s not willing to oblige…
Gov Brewer will do anything now…
To kick me out to the other side! 😦

So don’t tell anybody…
“your jobs” I don’t wanna do…
If they find out…
Sanctuary-City is where I’m goin’ to!…..

because..

It’s So Fun.. Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
i tell ya,
It’s So Fun.. Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
& it’s getting me stuff…
It’s So Fun.. Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
yes yes yes yes yes…
It’s So Fun.. Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
yeah yeah yeah..
It’s.. So.. Fun.. (SO SO FUN!)
Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
i tell ya that,
It’s.. So.. Fun..
Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
i tell ya,
It’s so Fun..
Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
YES YES YES!
Its’ So Fun (SO BLOODY MUCH FUN!)
Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
It’s So Fun..
Bein’ An Illegal Alien 🙂
that’s what I am….
It’s SOOO FUN 🙂 …………