“DUDE THROWS LIKE A LADY”
“DUDE THROWS LIKE A LADY”
(music by Aerosmith)
Cruised out to a ballpark on thee shore..
The pitcher pushed me out the bullpen door..
It was a long walk to the mound outta right..
Sportin’ my jeans & Sox cap, but my arm felt a little tight..
that’s right!
bad.. bad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady….
sad.. sad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady! 😦
Backstop my fans were havin’ the time..
Of their lives until the umpire say..
Forgive me Mr. President but it’s about that time..
Then he whipped out a ball and said “commander fire away!”
But it was sad 😦 sad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady…
It’s too bad.. bad 😦 Dude Throws like A Lady!
So never judge a book by it’s cover..
My first-pitch was proof and I refuse to throw another..
Instant replay put me wise and my ball-cap couldn’t disguise..
I have the arm of a Venus..
But no one seemed all that surprised??.. 😦
bad.. bad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady!
sad.. sad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady!
“Can I get a little closer, don’t think i can throw it 60 feet.. Oh dear!”
throw it! – throw it! – throw it! with all your might!
“but what if i one-hop it i’ll look weak.. Oh dear!”
throw it! – throw it! – throw it! with all your might!
bad.. bad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady! 😦
sad.. sad.. Dude Throws Like A Lady! 😦
(wonder how he swings that big stick?) 🙂
Publius Prime 
LEt’s hope he never wears his tight pants in public!