“TIME FOR ME TO LIE”

Barry has been preparing all week for tonights final debate…

He & his team have put together a very strong gameplan:

“TIME FOR ME TO LIE”
(music by REO Speedwagon)

I’ve spread wealth around for you..
I blocked the Keystone pipeline for you..
But now I just need to campaign and fund raise…
I organized OWS for you..
Built and bought Chevy Volts for you..
But I still need more donations & praise….

The unions got me blockin’ Boeing factory moves..
And setting Right To Work limits..
I’m imposing Obamacare rules..
Free contraception & forcin’ churches to give it 😦
Conservatives make me laugh 🙂
And I’m gonna make the GOP cry 😦
I believe it’s time for me to lie…..

Chorus:
TIME FOR ME TO LIE…
I’ll give you lots of freebies..
TIME FOR ME TO LIE…
Demonizing success is how it’s got to be…
I know it’ll work & NBC will make me look fine..
So it’s TIME FOR ME TO LIE… LIE…..
I’ve got no accomplishments, but don’t ask why…
It’s TIME FOR ME TO LIE…..

I told Boehner we’d work things out..
He said that the TeaParty had lots of doubt..
That deep down they think I’m really a fraud & threat…
But greenieweinie jobs are still my #1..
And walkin’ guns can still get done..
I do believe in them & got no regrets…

I’m crankin’ up my class-war campaign..
And the occupy scum love it 🙂
Meetin’ with union chiefs, havin’ regular whitehouse summits..
Conservatives make me laugh 🙂
And I’m gonna make the GOP cry 😦
I believe it’s time for me to lie…..

Don’t ya know it’s..
TIME FOR ME TO LIE…
I’ll fill your gas tank weekly…
TIME FOR ME TO LIE…
Livin’ rent free is how it’s gonna be…
I know it hurts so I increased the foodstamp supply…
& now it’s TIME FOR ME TO LIE… LIE….
My record sucks.. hope Mitt don’t ask why 😦
It’s debate time.. so it must be:
TIME FOR ME TO LIE!……..