Michelle 0bama: “Vote Early Because Your Toilet May Be Overflowing on Election Day”
| “You wake up on Election Day—you might have a cold, babysitter gets sick, it’s raining, car broke down, I mean I could go on—toilet overflowing,” she said, to a laughing audience. “There are so many ways to mess up a day when you don’t have a lot of time.”
“So, with early voting, which starts here on Monday—this coming Monday in Wisconsin—you have a lot of time to vote when it works for you,” Mrs. Obama added. “All right? So we encourage you to get out there.” |
Publius Prime 
Backed up shitters may be commonplace for Chicago Publoc Works, but I don’t think it’s going to be problem enough for the typical Obama voter to get off the can and run to a voting station!