“November Drain”

“NOVEMBER DRAIN”
(music by Guns N’ Roses)

When I hear your rally cries
I can feel a love unchained,
And my darlins when I told you
I’ll make the rich put more skin in the game.
But terms don’t last forever
And independent voters hearts can change,
And it’s hard not to pull up the handle
On the old November Drain…

We’ve been through my birth-certificate such a long long time
Just tryin’ to clear my name, ooh yeah
But Trumps always come and Trumps always go
But now Sheriff Joe’s not lettin’ go today.
he ain’t walkin’ away…

And if I take the time
To lay my radical agenda on the line,
I can rest my head
Just knowin’ that America’s mine, all mine…
So if you want to worship me Chris Matthews
Then darlin’ don’t refrain,
Or our looney-leftwing vision will just end up goin’ down
the old November Drain…

Do you need more unemployment time to sit at home?
Do you need more foodstamps or a student loan?
Everybody needs more incentives to rent, not to own…
Don’t you know everybody needs to join a union so they’re not all alone.

I know it’s hard to keep an open heart
When you hear on FOX that my obamacare is out to harm you,
But even if we can’t afford to heal your broken heart
Would just takin’ a pain pill really harm you?

And when your occupation subsides
And used syringes still remain, oh yeah…
I know the unions still love me
When there’s 1%ers still left to blame.
So never mind the campaign hopelessness
Axlerod is still tryin’ to find a way,
But nothin’ lasts forever
There goes my re-election bid down the old November Drain…

Don’t ya know that my Socialism needs everybody?
Don’t ya know that community organizing ain’t about just one?
Communism pools everybody
And you’re not the only one,
You’re just part of the sum.

But not even hopeychange lasts forever,
And I hope my presidency come election day,
Don’t get flushed down the old November Drain 😦