| (music by REO Speedwagon)
I’ve spread wealth around for you
I’ve blocked the Keystone Pipeline for you,
Now I just need to campaign and fund raise.
I’ve organized OWS for you
Built and bought Chevy Volts for you,
But I still need donations and praise…
Unions got me blocking Boeing factory moves
And setting Right To Work limits,
Imposing Obamacare rules
Free contraception & forcin’ churches to give it.
Oh you conservatives make me laugh,
And I’m gonna make the GOP cry…
I believe it’s time for me to lie.
Chorus:
Time For Me To Lie…
Oh I’ll give you lots of freebies,
Time For Me To Lie…
Demonizing success is how it’s got to be.
I know NBC will make me look fine,
But it’s Time For Me To Lie… lie…
I’ve got no accomplishment so don’t ask why…
Now it’s Time For Me To Lie!
I told Boehner we’d work things out
He said the TeaParty had lots of doubt,
That deep down they think I’m a fraud and a threat.
But my greenieweinie jobs have just begun
And walkin’ guns can still get done,
I do believe and I got no regrets…
I’m crankin’ up my class-war campaign
With UnionChief-WhiteHouse relations,
Supportin’ the occupy scum
And their intoleration.
Conservatives make me laugh,
I’m gonna make the GOP cry…
I believe it’s time for me to lie.
Chorus:
Time For Me To Lie…
Oh I’ll fill your gas tank weekly,
Time For Me To Lie…
Livin’ rent free is how it’s going to be.
I know it hurts so I upped the foodstamp supply,
And now it’s Time For Me To Lie… lie…
My record sucks but don’t ask why…
Cause it’s Time For Me To Lie! |
Publius Prime 
will put it in the cooker EE – gotta work one up for “Meesh” – maybe “we’ve all stopped believin” (dont stop believin)
how about a spoof of some Journey?