“ADDICTED TO (FACE) GLOVES😷😍#MaskaholicsAnonymous😷😮💨
“ADDICTED TO (FACE) GLOVES” 😷MaskaholicsAnonymous
(music by Robert Palmer)
INTRO ‘LABORED BREATHING’ RHYTHM…….
Your lights are on…
But no one’s home…🤤
Your mind…
Is Wu Flu owned…🤒
Your face sweats…
Poor air intake…🤢
Another mask (not cloth!)…
3 on mandate…😷😷😷
Wear when sleep…😴 Oohooo…
Wear when eat…
There’s no doubt…
You’re no freak…🧐👍 (says Fauxci)
Your throat is tight…
Carbon breathe…🤢
Another mask (surgical grade please!)…
Is all you need! (& a 5th booster)…
(MASKED MORAL MANIACS):
“Whoa, they (anti-science super-spreaders) like to think that they’re immune to this stuff (endless variants)”,
“Oh no!… 🤫(censor/cancel/control those crazies)”
“It’s closer to the truth to say, we can’t get enough (mandates)”👍…
“You know they’re gonna have to (be made to) face it, we’re addicted to (face) gloves”🤷🏻♂️…
You see no signs (‘mask required’ are gone)😰…
Why’d they concede?🤔 (caved to these cave dwellers!)😤…
You’re breathing…
At restricted speed🥵…
Your heart beats…
In double time (increased cardiac risk)💔🤦🏻
Another jab…💉
& you’ll be fine (to partake in society)😉
A one track mind!🤯
“Mask up” be saved!😷
Virtue Signaling…
Is all you crave☺️…
If there’s some (boxes of N95)…
Left in schools…👧🏻👦🏻
You don’t mind…
If kindergarteners are forced to use🤪👍…
(MASKED CHILD ABUSERS):
“Whoa, they (anti-mask Trumptards) like to think that they’re immune to this stuff (the mighty Omicron!),
“Oh no!… (mask mandate those mask racists!)”
“It’s closer to the truth to say, we can’t get enough (of gov oversight/reach)”
“You know they’re gonna have to (be made to) face it, we’re addicted to (face) gloves”🤷🏻♂️…
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to 😷 gloves…
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to 😷😷 gloves…
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to 😷😷😷 gloves…
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to 😷😷😷😷 gloves…
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to 😍 (face) gloves…🤦🏻
GUITAR SOLO – Played With Teeth (unmasked advisory)
You’re lights are on…
But no one’s home🙃
Your will…
Is mandate owned…
Your face sweats…😮💨
& teeth hide (haven’t been to dentist in yrs)
Another mask😷😷😷😷😷…
& you’ll expire!😵
(MASKAHOLIC):
“Whoa, they like to think that they’re immune to this stuff,”
“Oh no!”…
“Closer to the truth to say, we can’t get enough (layers!),”
“You know I’m gonna permanently attach it to my face (& it’s an improvement!) & I’m addicted, so over my snout shove!”🤪
“Might as well face (diaper) me, I’m addicted to 😷 gloves”…
“Might as well face (diaper) me, I’m addicted to 😷😷 gloves”…
“Might as well face (diaper) me, I’m addicted to 😷😷😷 gloves”…
“Might as well face (diaper) me, I’m addicted to 😷😷😷😷 gloves”…
“Might as well face (diaper) me, I’m addicted to 😍 (face) gloves👍
(CDC: Remember to layer, like Brandon does)