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“wHAt (tHe hELL’s) uP??”😴#NotTheSharpestToolInTheG7Shop🤤

by on June 18, 2021

“wHAt (tHe hELL’s) uP??”😴 #NotTheSharpestToolInTheG7Shop🤤
(music by 4 Non Blondes)

Emoji…..

55 years of my (political) life & still..
I’m tryin’ to get up (out of bed, & Chair-Force One stairs) took, a great big spill..
I’ll cope (Jill’s installing a presidential chair-lift)..
Basement destination… (she says I’ve been out now way too long)

Our adversaries realized quickly (Vlad, The Mullahs, Prez China-Virus Xi, Little Rocket Man),
When they knew they could..
Now the world is laid (open), as their “global-hood”..
Of scam (tyrannical Statism), for whatever they glean…

“WHERE THE HELL ARE MY XL AVIATOR SUNGLASSES??”Emoji

& so I lie all the time..
When I’m not lyin’ in bed..
Speeches (& pressers) scripted all out..
But a struggle to be read..
& I, I am feelin’, a little (to say the least) peculiar🤪 (& hungry)

& so Jill wakes me in the afternoon.. (“pay attention, Joe!”)
& I step outside (in Europe)..
& I take a deep breath (from presidential oxygen tank)..
& I let out big sigh..
& I whisper from the top of my lungs (to my media lapdogs)..
wHAt’S GoiN’ oN?? California!!🤪

& I say, hey yeah yeah aaaah… hey yeah yeah…
I said hey! Hunter.. got it goin’ on👍
(don’t forget son, 50% for ‘The Big Guy’)😉

& I say, hey yeah yeah aaaah… hey yeah yeah…
I said hey! China.. let’s get it on🤑
(‘Quid Pro Joe’ selling out America)

“THAT DAMN QUEEN HAD MY GLASSES!”Emoji

(Dr. Jill):
Pew… pooohhh… doooooooo…oooooowww…
(Major & Joe had “accidents”💩 on the WH rug)🐶🤤

Pew… poooohhh… dooooooooo…oooooooww😝

“HOPE IT’S NOT TO WINDY BOARDING ‘CHAIR-FORCE’ FOR HOME”EmojiEmoji

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